How school works. By Jack.
First Year: "YAY! School! Let's give kids brightly colored backpacks and lunch boxes and colors! This is going to be so much fun! We will hand out snacks and have park days!"
College: "Black backpacks. Early mornings. Late evenings. Tons of homework. LET'S SUCK THE LIFE FROM THEM! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
*Leaves behind a Zootopia quote*