Sunday, August 12, 2012

"Sharks. If a man wearing a spedo walked into my house I'd attack him too."

 My obituary is probably going to read as follows. "Jack Lewis Baillot was found dead this morning in her home. Authorities, who first believed it was murder, are now certain her water pick turned on her, drowning her in her own bathroom." Or, it could say I was attacked my a waffle iron, toaster, or any other form of electrical machine. They have it in for me. (And yes, I was nearly drown by my water pick not seconds ago.)

 Anyways, my death aside. Did I tell you I have a Tumblr now? Well, I do, so if you have one you should follow me so I can follow you back. JACK'S TUMBLR

Today's Music Monday. I think this is one of the prettiest pieces ever written, and it is from one of the best movies ever made. (I don't suppose I can say it fits one of my books, but I like to listen to it a lot while I write.)
 I updated the Haphazardly Implausible page. You will have to scroll down to find it, but I've now revealed one of the machines used in the book. Also, there is a picture. Let me know what you think. MACHINES/ CLICK HERE
 The quote isn't from a movie, but something Adam Young posted on his Twitter that I've been giggling over for a few days now. 


  1. Sounds like your whole apartment is out to get you! I hope can defeat it!
    Sharks... Sounds like something Tintin would say.

  2. This is in answer to your comment which was in answer to the comment above.... xD I like being complicated when explaining things.

    Hee he eI haven't gotton to the episode with the Jammie Dogers yet... What are they anyway?? That's the boat's name in Flushed Away. I should look it up.

    So long and thanks for all the fish.. So sad that is came to this.. lalalalaa *goes off singing* It's from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. =D

    The tide of war against your flat may turn any moment! Maybe the maps, troupes, Jammie Dogers, and the fex will help. :P

    HAHA! Tintin's reaction so someone in a speedo... Oh my word. That's funny. Herge why did you die!! (especially in the middle of Tintin Alph-Art! I bet he planned it... An elaborate plot!). *shakes fist*

  3. As soon as I read the title, I started laughing. (I love Adam! hehe) And then I kept reading...and I kept laughing.

    Oh, poor you! So many near-death experiences!

  4. Stay away from the blender then!
    How to Train Your Dragon was a great movie.

  5. Yeah, I'm giggling over that quote too! Appropos since it's Shark Week, isn't it? (Not that I watch since we are still TVless. But I keep hearing adds)

  6. Definitely attack worthy!

    Hope your appliances start treating you better! :)

  7. Hi!
    This is Eliza from Inklings.
    I, too, have a waterpick! Aren't they such interesting things? I hope it does not kill you!
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  8. I love this song! It's so amazing and gorgeous! <3

    I hope you had a good weekend! ;D


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