Most of the best quotes make no sense when taken out of context. (Though sometimes they make no sense in context as well.) Today I thought I'd share some of my favourites.
"Don't answer to 'twinke-toes'! It's not manly." "Says the guy who's belt matches his bag."
"I shall simply deny you the throne and...live, forever!"
"Don't cats always land on their feet?" "No! That's a rumor made by dogs!"
"Be nice to this woman who invited us into her, tent." "Says the man who pushed a woman out of a train."
"Did you just kill my wife?! Did you kill my new wife?!"
"Be careful, I don't want to loose you too." "Me either, let's just stay good friends."
"Not mum?" "That's you. 'Also Not Mum' that's me and everyone else is 'Peasants.' Unfortunate."
"It's simple," said the Voice, "I'm an invisible man." "Tell us something I don't know."
"Hold him! He's got my trousers! And every stitch of the Vicar's clothes!"
"Your father was a computer and your mother an encyclopedia."
"He called to tell me he'd been murdered. He said we'd talk at the party." "How will he arrive? In a Hurst?"
"That's a lot of money. Where are you heading? The Bahamas? South America? The moon?"
"The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow."
I should know what I'm like! I'm with me almost constantly!
"So, we're all men of our word. Except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."
"Kiggs was woefully cheerful for a man who could not have gotten more then four hours of sleep."
"I found you." "You knocked a building down on me."
"Let me buy you a drink." "But they're free." "That's why I'm buying."
"Just curious how much I'm going for these days."
"Pity I'm not the fainting type." "Pity I'm not the catching type."
"Before you say anything I'd like to remind you that I'm holding an ax."
"Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along."
"Every time we go into a restaurant she steals an ashtray. It's very embarrassing in my line of work."
"They'd be like, 'I'm gonna kill you!' And I'd be like *dead* and they'd be like, 'Oh, he's dead, let's go kill someone else.'"
"Just because I take Gus's giant dinosaur head down to a dead body does not make me a nut job."
"I'm trying to thank you, you Pointy eared hobgoblin!"
"You're just going to tell him that his new lady friend is a troll?"
"Think of your wives and children!" "None of you are married!"
"I'll catch the thief or die in the attempt." "Can't you do both?"
"Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks."
"Hail his Majesty, the scourge of my life."
"He talks to himself sometimes because he's the only one who understands what he's talking about."
"I'll be late." "For a shelf?"
"He's your dad - your space dad!"
"Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War." "It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War!"
"Can we for once die without all this bickering?"
TADA! What are some of your favourite taken out of context quotes? Do you have any from your own books?
Title quote is from Doctor Who