Wednesday, November 12, 2014

"I still don't understand why you're in charge." "Basically it's the eyebrows."

 Most of the best quotes make no sense when taken out of context. (Though sometimes they make no sense in context as well.) Today I thought I'd share some of my favourites.

 "Don't answer to 'twinke-toes'! It's not manly." "Says the guy who's belt matches his bag."

"I shall simply deny you the throne and...live, forever!"

"Don't cats always land on their feet?" "No! That's a rumor made by dogs!"

"Be nice to this woman who invited us into her, tent." "Says the man who pushed a woman out of a train."

"Did you just kill my wife?! Did you kill my new wife?!"

"Be careful, I don't want to loose you too." "Me either, let's just stay good friends."

"Not mum?" "That's you. 'Also Not Mum' that's me and everyone else is 'Peasants.' Unfortunate."

"It's simple," said the Voice, "I'm an invisible man." "Tell us something I don't know."

"Hold him! He's got my trousers! And every stitch of the Vicar's clothes!"

"Your father was a computer and your mother an encyclopedia."

"He called to tell me he'd been murdered. He said we'd talk at the party." "How will he arrive? In a Hurst?"

"That's a lot of money. Where are you heading? The Bahamas? South America? The moon?"

"The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow."

I should know what I'm like! I'm with me almost constantly!

"So, we're all men of our word. Except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

"Kiggs was woefully cheerful for a man who could not have gotten more then four hours of sleep."

"I found you." "You knocked a building down on me."

"Let me buy you a drink." "But they're free." "That's why I'm buying."

"Just curious how much I'm going for these days."

"Pity I'm not the fainting type." "Pity I'm not the catching type."

"Before you say anything I'd like to remind you that I'm holding an ax."

"Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? The right computer finally came along."

"Every time we go into a restaurant she steals an ashtray. It's very embarrassing in my line of work."

"They'd be like, 'I'm gonna kill you!' And I'd be like *dead* and they'd be like, 'Oh, he's dead, let's go kill someone else.'"

"Just because I take Gus's giant dinosaur head down to a dead body does not make me a nut job."

"I'm trying to thank you, you Pointy eared hobgoblin!"

"You're just going to tell him that his new lady friend is a troll?"

"Think of your wives and children!" "None of you are married!"

"I'll catch the thief or die in the attempt." "Can't you do both?"

"Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks."

"Hail his Majesty, the scourge of my life."

"He talks to himself sometimes because he's the only one who understands what he's talking about."

"I'll be late." "For a shelf?"

"He's your dad - your space dad!"

"Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War." "It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War!"

"Can we for once die without all this bickering?"


 TADA! What are some of your favourite taken out of context quotes? Do you have any from your own books?

 Title quote is from Doctor Who


 ALLONS-Y!


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12 comments :

  1. "I shall simply deny you the throne and - live forever!"

    That's the best. I also think that movie is hilarious.

    Thanks so much for making a whole blog post about your titles. I loved it!

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  2. Haha, wonderful!
    "Be careful, I don't want to loose you too." "Me either, let's just stay good friends" reminds me of a quote from one of the Beatles movies. The Beatles are being interviewed and someone asks Paul about his father to which he replies, "No, we're just good friends, actually."
    Then of course there is this quote... "Why you stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... nerf-herder!"

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  3. I love the "not mum" one. The Craig episodes are so funny. I also like "You call her 'Mummy,' not 'big milk thing.'" and "They engineered a psychopath to kill you." "Totally married her." Quotes are the best.

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  4. I was chuckling all the way through this post. I recognize most of the DW quotes and the Psych quotes. I'm in Season 4 of Psych right now and it's hilarious.

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  5. I hold to the firm belief that there's a song or a quote for everything.
    I want to watch Doctor Who Series 8!!!!!
    As for quotes I love..."The little daleks!" (Best insult ever!)

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  6. I love quotes! I recognize a lot of these!!! :) Love the Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, and Ever After ones! :)

    Um... favorite quotes out of context or not...

    "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

    "Hard to get to... that's a fact."

    "If I'm not back in 3 hours... you come down, and you rescue me!"

    "Dear Buddha, please grant me a pony and a plastic rocket."

    "Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?"

    Just to name a few :)

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  7. "Think of your wives and children!" "None of you are married!"

    Thank you for this post of excellence :D

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  8. hehe, you should do more quoting posts, they are hilarious!! I recognized almost all of these but (Shamefully) some of them I didn't know. Or I don't REMEMBER I know. who says the thing about the axe?

    ...... Let's just be good friends. Hm. Isn't that Anne of Avonlea?


    "How did that go for you?"

    "How do you think it went? I'm a bloody voice in a pot!"

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  9. "Maybe I'm awake, dreaming I'm asleep. ... Or, or more likely, maybe I'm asleep, dreaming I'm awake, wondering if I'm dreaming."

    "Sir, I talk to God all the time, and don't take this personally, but the fact is He never mentioned you."

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