Monday, May 23, 2016

"Who's speaking?" "It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."

 Wherein Jack is going to share a review of Civil War.

 But first, today I am on Kendra's blog, HERE!!!!!!!! I will be talking about Jimmy, the American pilot. So you might want to nip over because he likes attention.


 Now, my review. Spoiler free. I shall give you the details of what Civil War is really about.

 FRIENDSHIP.

 Here we go.

 Steve and Tony.
 Tony: "Code, I don't need you."
 Steve: "Code I'll just pack my thing and go!" *Picks up Bucky and carries him off.*

 Where to begin.

 Hmm...

 What it means to be friends with Tony. A FREE IRON MAN SUIT! Also you can hang out at his super rise house but don't you dare drink his coffee or play with his cool stuff.

 What it means to be friends with Steve: Getting shot at. Punched. Having to run for your life, likely go under cover. Getting shot at some more.

 Sam: Ha! No one but Steve gets to be Sam's friend! The rest of you he will judge depending on how you treat Steve and if you've ever used him for a kite and stolen his steering wheel.

 Bucky: *Angry Soviet Noises.* Bucky doesn't want to be your friend. He just wants to be left alone to eat his chocolate and plums. But if you ask nicely he might open the pickle jar for you.

 Natasha: Being sassed at a lot and likely shocked because it doesn't matter how close of a friend she considers you, she just likes zapping people with her little shocky things.

 Scott Lang: He will probably show up on your doorstep Saturday mornings in the hopes you will give him pancakes. Oh yes, and don't forget to feed his army of ants.

 Peter Parker: Better keep a pair of ear plugs with you at all times.

 Wanda: Just...don't make her mad.

 Black Panther: Be careful when you shake his hand. And don't insult cats when he's around.

 Clint: Free eggs. He will also whine and complain a lot and demand you feed him. And if you're not nice to him he will shoot you with nerf arrows.

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4 comments :

  1. Oh gosh I love your review so much. XD You summed them all up so perfectly!

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  2. OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THIS. PERFECT. XD THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME AND I NEEEEED TO SEE IT AGAIN. :D

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  3. That was hilarious! You nailed it. Especially earplugs for Spiderman.

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  4. I love the way you summed up everyone.

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