Wherein Jack had a post but it got deleted.
Wherein Jack is sleeping on a mattress on the floor because her bed frame broke.
Wherein Jack has no floor because her house is so small the mattress takes up most of it.
Wherein it isn't common for sand to be in water pipes.....and Jack is just now learning this and should get it fixed and stop pretending she's a POW.
Wherein Jack wishes Dog would stop trying to eat Chang.
Wherein Jack found a spider in her drain board.
Wherein Jack has broken wind whippers which have become the running joke at work.
Wherein Jack is going to bed.